Monday, December 15, 2008

Two sisters on the loose in Thailand

Thailand is HOT! Not only are the massages cheap and amazing, they also come with a happy ending... our last massage therapist massaged our voluptuous breasts thoroughly, told us we were sexy and flashed us her saggy titties, as a possible invitation? Later on a HOT night out on the town a monkey jumped right into Arielle's arms... Sam screamed and backed away with true fright and worry. We spent the night swing dancing and fending off the cute boys... sometimes, some were too cute to resist. ha ha. Arielle was extra HOT dancing on stage with Thai girls and a few "Lady Boys" (They're everywhere!) In order to keep lookin' HOT we have to do some shopping which involves a lot of haggling over 50 cents. Arielle wouldn't be caught dead paying even 25 cents too much, she's a champion bargainer. I guess that's what 3 mos. in SE Asia will do to you. Every penny counts. Literally. Even when we don't want to shop we are constantly bombarded with the sound of "Saa-wa-dee-Kaaaaaaa, and massaaaaaaaage, you buy something, very good price for you." The pleading twang of solicitation rings in our ears. The HOTest place Sam and Arielle have been together is Koh Tao! There are HOT people everywhere, beach bungalows, bars on the beach, real western food, crystal clear water, familiar music such as Jack Johnson and Bob Marley, tons of snorkel and dive shops, Kayaks, and people from all over the world! This scene is happenin'! "Arielle and Sam have found a little slice of heaven. However, even in heaven these two are not immune to a heated bicker session, but as we all know one HOT fight can lead to to one great laughing session. We find that although traveling is not all fun and games, making it through each new challenge makes our relationship stronger and our laughter louder. OUr most recent taste of heaven on Koh Tao was our all day snorkel trip. As soon as we splashed into open water and looked below us... We spotted a five foot shark. We both screamed and pointed with wide eyes! "Arielle thought sis would be freaked, but Sam was as calm as a cucumber and brimming with excitement!" The snorkel trip was so HOT! that we are inspired to go one step closer to the beautiful reef and it's creatures. DIVING! Yippideedooo!!!

2 comments:

Michelle, Andy, and Kaila (and???) said...

No Sammy you are HOT! Love MAMMASITA

Common Tater said...

Good to see the new posting from Samantha.

The fattest dog in Thailand is still the "featured" photo. How about some new photos, too.

Grandma Kathy